You just solved the most difficult when your computer caught fire, because you dropped a glass of water on your pet iguana with orange juice and the space-time continuum erupted.
This caused the computer to delete all of your memories, which caused you to give your neighbour a piece of old computer,which contained a complete transcript of the secret Swedish government study on the behavior monkeys exposed to a high level of Black Metal played at 9999999999999999999.99 decibels during a solar energy conference.
The computer then exploded so you bought a new super-hyper-omega-alpha-extreme-ultimate machine, which doesn't need any batteries but does need nuclear power plant installed near your sweet little home located on the top of the mountain which is the highest mountain of my beloved country. Then, the goathog-riding student did something that was really unexpected because he decided that he will try to make his own business, but unfortunately along came a starbucks representative, who decided to destroy it, but anti-starbucks-man didn't know that this specific coffee-type proved to be just one of the things that could power up his stolen plane that he used to spy on his neighbour's cat high up in the highest and widest tree in the whole world. It started to fall, but midway down the cat jumped into the cockpit of a boeing 747, scratched the buttons off,and jumped out again unto the passing elephant.
Then, Indiana, the Godmother of the pet iguana, ate the cat, but left its virtual memories intact reimplanted into huge and very dangerous Starbucks coffee beans which, by coincidence, belonged to the most stupid human who proceeded to gobble them down thus causing a sudden brain overload, which was followed by massive explosion, which powered the computer, you bought back at the flea-market in '28, that is, 2028, which was sold by a mysterious large green alien iguana with amazing long curly tail feathers in shocking fluorescent green. Suddenly the sky went bright orange, and sparks flew from Africa to visit home, which they swam away from with lightning speed what caused amazing and profound rumors of time warp. Small nice spark ignited the fleeing birds, which were mysteriously transforming into underwater breathing horses with fluorescent green eyes and orange, fiery dragon breath.
The dragon then turned cartwheels over into magic o's floating in giant bowls of milk, lapped up by small green giant iguanas with bright yellow polka-dots that glowed in the bright warm night sky like stars that were about five meters long and twelve meters behind him stand two very good-looking
ladies.
Another dragon------------------
A question - don't you think that we should go for shorter senteces, and ones that are at least a bit related to each other?

I mean, it doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but I think this kind of game can be enjoyed a lot more when the final result makes at least a tiny bit of sense

Just a suggestion, of course