| | Oh my... This a long and crazy story. Well, here goes.
First of all it will probably make things easier to understand if I say I'm a roleplayer. And so are a lot of my friends. And yes, roleplayers are sometimes (quite often) really weird. (oh, and listen to a lot of rock and metal, yes I do indeed know DreamTheater.)
H. P. Lovecraft wrote "The Call of Cthulhu". Cthulhu is a sort of squid-headed man, hard to describe or explain. But it's got tentacles. Lots of them. Hold on to that.
Right, so I was hanging out at a major roleplaying festival, or fair, or whatever you call something where people meet up, have fun with their hobby, buy stuff, give awards, etc. I was actually a member of the Info-crew, but somehow the guys from the cleaning-squad had managed to persuade the Info, that they could rent me for a day... No, not what you think, but believe me, the jokes wouldn't take an end!
This cleaning-squad, bearing the name of DirtBusters, is a bunch of, ah, well, can't say too much, I'll bet you their commander is going to read this! They do a lot of things involving brooms and mops, and black plastic bags, and a lot of green bottles and loud metal... And they have funny hairstyles. Which is the important part.
Someone had the brilliant idea, that I should have spikes. Let me put it like this, I'm not even 1.60 m myself, and my hair would add another meter in the height... If things had worked the way they wanted, I guess it would have been a very amusing sight, and very annoying for me to try to get through doors! But it didn't work, mostly because they got to bored holding a meter of gelatine-soaked locks of hair. So they just let the strands hang. And then they dried up.
You can't even imagine... It was like having sticks hanging down your back, sticks tied to your hair always pulling where it hurt the most. But most of all, the "sticks" weren't totally stiff, they were rubberish and could bend slightly, and were all in all rather much like tentacles.
They had had real trouble finding a nickname for me (they all have one), and had used 'Rental' till then. But of course my lovely tentacles now earned me the name of 'Cthulhu'.
Guess I should add, that I really like these guys, and so I've come to cherish the name they gave me. And if any of you ever got to read the web cartoon called "Hello Cthulhu" (before some %&"#�& crashed their site), you would know that Cthulhu isn't an entirely bad monster.
Sigrid
By the way, slosuzy, Ancorna was my nick for some years... |